$2000

Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Current mood: chipper
Category: Food and Restaurants

here's what i'm thinking: there has got to be an easy way to make a shitload of money over the summer. anybody? anybody?

if you think about it, $2000 dollars really isn't that much. i mean, for some people that's a night out.

Orion has given me his blessing if i decide to prostitute myself, but that seems a little extreme. besides, how does one decide to do that on a temporary basis? if movies like "Pretty Woman" have taught me nothing else (and they haven't) it's that in order to be a prositute you have a join a sort of "prosititute's club." A sororiety, if you will, of women who cry and dish the dirt together. and, what's more, how does a manhater become a prositute anyway. I have the sneaking suspicion that if some strange man tried to tell me what to do i'd seriously clobber him and then rob him. it would be like the movie "Monster" except without all the lesbianism. (unless arliss is up for it...)

i'm really good at a lot of things. does anyone know of any covert mob jobs that are hiring? i'd put my life on the line, i like to live on the edge...

PS- the plus side of finding out your mom has cancer is that after the initial crippling depression you scrub the shit out of your apartment, back porch, front hallway and self. i get home at the end of the day afraid to touch anything because it's all so freaking sparkling. i went to walgreens in my pajamas and spent over $30 on really environmentally offensive cleaners... i mean seriously offensive.

PPS- the down side is that you really find out how much gin and cake batter the human stomach can hold.

I met my inlaws over memorial day weekend. no, no, don't roll your eyes and groan sympathetically just yet. orion's step mom and dad are awesome. i think i like visiting them more than orion does. his step-mom is just about the most fun woman on the planet. His grandparents are another story entirely. i really do think they're insane. seriously insane. however, i did learn how to shoot a shotgun even if i maybe disappointed pa-paw by not shooting at the turtles in his pond. "gaddamit shoot them tertles already, girl!! SHOOT EM!"

so here i am, up to my ass in finals, blogging. i must be a serious glutton for punishment...

wish me luck (with the money, my mom, and becomming a better turtle shot)



Currently reading:
God and Empire: Jesus Against Rome, Then and Now
By John Dominic Crossan
Release date: 13 March, 2007